Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

And still

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

Give me your Ohio

I just wanna be your sigma

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

You're so skibidi

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

They rizzin' on me

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

Yuh

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

They rizzin' on me

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

Gyatt’s Plan

Freaking come here

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

You're so fanum tax

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Gyatt’s plan

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?